LucidChart: Online Collaborative Flow-Charting

September 29th, 2008

Check it out! Or, read the blog.

Like all good software projects, this one started with a big headache trying to get something done on a computer. The goal is to produce a product with Visio’s feature set in Google Docs’ format. Right now, it’s pretty much a proof of concept, but I’d estimate that it’ll be completely usable and reasonably feature-complete (for basic flow-charting) by Christmas.

Piano!

September 18th, 2008

We just purchased a PX-720 electric piano from Costco. As it turns out, this model isn’t offered in the U.S. normally (it took me forever to find that link), but Costco got some special concession. And it was about 60% of list price, so I couldn’t pass it up.

The sound it produces is simply amazing. It has the best recorded piano sounds I’ve heard in any keyboard, and it’ll mix up to 128 simultaneous notes. It has your standard 3 piano pedals, so I can finally get to practice some hymns right in the house :-)

It came with a big book of standard classical songs of varying difficulty. All 60 of them are programmed into the piano, and you can set it to play back one or both hands at any speed, so you can practice along with it.

It’s got a metronome that works great and comes over the same speakers with the actual piano noise, so you can always hear it over your own playing.

It can record your playing and play it back, so you can hear where you messed up after the fact.

And as it turns out, there’s a little piano studio a few miles down the street that offers 30-minute once-weekly lessons for $80/month. I think I’ll go down and check it out. Liliana, too, perhaps.

Anyway, yay!

USCIS and The English Language

September 15th, 2008

The English language does not have terminology vulgar enough to describe the atrocity known as the United States Citizenship and Immigration Services.

A month ago, Liliana and I submitted about 100 pages of paperwork to USCIS to request permission for her to work and eventually receive permanent residency in the United States. Today, I received a rejection notice on the I-765 Application for Employment Authorization. The reason it was rejected? “The application/petition was filed on an outdated version of this form.” The date it was rejected? “August 20, 2008.” The expiration date on the form I submitted? “08/31/2008.”

Here’s the best part: “If you have successfully filed the Form I-485 - Application to Register Permanent Residence or Adjust Status - on or after July 30, 2007, you can re-file this form with NO fee. You must also submit a copy of the Notice of Action notice for the accepted Form I-485 as evidence of the filing of Form I-485 with new fee(s).” The means that even though the reason our WHOLE stack of paperwork was rejected several months ago was that we had sent the fee for the I-765 when we didn’t have to, we now have to send a fee for the I-765 or WAIT until our I-485 is accepted, which may take months.

I’m incapacitated by the anger I have for the USCIS. I can’t get any work done. I could hardly stomach lunch.

One of the most beautiful sights I’ve ever seen in my life is the aspen forests of Park City turning colors in the fall. I can’t see the beauty in them right now. In fact, if the USCIS were a tree in that forest, I’d burn the whole forest to the ground to get the little prick.

If the USCIS were a beautiful flower, I’d put it in a Blendtec on Frappe for 2 minutes and feed it to my pet turtle. Then I’d kill the turtle and make soup. Then I’d take my next stool and burn it, and bury the ashes in a cursed Indian graveyard at midnight under a full moon.

If the USCIS were a brand-new 8-core workstation with 32GB of RAM, I’d install Windows ME on it and give it a 13″ CRT monitor. And I’d install McAfee’s antivirus on it.

If the USCIS were an iPod, I’d fill it with boy bands from the ’90s, put it on Repeat All, and bury it alive with speakers blaring and a 150-KWh battery backup.

If the USCIS were a movie I was producing, I’d hire Uwe Boll as director, and cast The Rock as the leading lady.

If the USCIS were a Sesame Street character, I’d grind him up, make cookies, and feed him to the Cookie Monster. Then the Cookie Monster would have a love affair with Bert (come on, you all know Bert’s into that kind of thing).

If the USCIS were a government agency, I’d bring a civil suit against the USCIS for Liliana’s lost wages between August 20th and whenever they decide to finally approve her work permit. Given the rate things are going, we might be able to recover YEARS of lost wages this way.

Opera Mobile 9.5

August 11th, 2008

If you have a touch-screen Windows Mobile phone, get it.

This is the best thing that happened to Windows Mobile since some enterprising ISVs decided it might be a good idea for the phone dialpad to take up more than 20% of the screen area, and started selling an application to make that change.

It’s still a beta, but it seems to work great.  My only problem is that my phone doesn’t have a whole lot of RAM, so it runs out of memory (but doesn’t crash) on pages with tons of images.

Offshore Drilling? Come On.

August 3rd, 2008

For those who aren’t aware, the Republicans in the House of Representatives recently made a big fuss about Speaker Pelosi dismissing the session (in accordance with House rules), refusing to allow a vote on a bill that would allow offshore drilling of oil.  Granted, she acts like a crazy person. (”I’m saving the planet!  I’m saving the planet!”?  What’s that all about?)  But offshore drilling really doesn’t make a whole of sense to me as a way to attack current oil prices.

Here’s an image I dug up recently:Oil price in gold

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May in Utah: 14″ of Snow

May 2nd, 2008

This has been a ridiculously long and deep winter.  Park City Mountain Resort claims an average 300″ of snowfall per year, with 417″ this year (not counting snowfall since they closed three weeks ago).

I’m ready for some sunshine and warmth :-)

But apparently the weather isn’t.  We got snow on May 1st.  In fact, I’m told that Snowbird (a resort in Salt Lake that’s still open) got 14″ of fresh powder.

Gah!  Enough already!

Remote Desktop (Terminal Services) Server in Vista Home Premium

April 24th, 2008

Read this post. One of my major reservations getting Vista Home Premium was that Remote Desktop Server was not included. But I could not justify the price of the upgrade when you can install UltraVNC as a system service for free.

Well, the built-in Remote Desktop is WAY better than VNC, and now there’s a patch out to enable it. As it turns out, the Remote Desktop Server is shipped with Vista Home Premium but is disabled by registry settings (!). Now I feel even better about my purchase of Vista Home Premium.

At Last, Photos!

March 7th, 2008

The old photo gallery software I was using, Gallery, was horrendous.  I changed over to ZenPhoto, and I’m amazed at how much better it works!  The point it, they actually made it easy for me to upload photos.

So, for photos of the wedding, and other photos as I get around to it, go to http://gallery.bendilts.com.

The Girls

February 18th, 2008

That’s right, I’m a real Mormon now.  I think the picture says it all:

Ben, Liliana, and (the newest addition) Rachael!

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The Girl

November 19th, 2007

By popular demand, here’s a bunch of pictures of Liliana.  I think these all come from our recent trip to Peru.

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